This is clearly an entirely implausible, unrealistic idea that would result in someone being eaten. But Tigers, especially baby Tigers are still really cute.
Saturday, May 8, 2010
I would use my Tiger mostly for good
One of my more ridiculous fantasies is having a perfectly safe, obedient and awesome tiger named Sasha who stays by my side at all times as some sort of a specialty epilepsy service tiger. I'd like to say that this was my fantasy when I was six, but the Sasha delirium is actually fairly recent. Mostly, I just want to have a Tiger with me in the courtroom, preferably trained to growl on cue for maximum effect. Sasha would also enjoy sneaking up on visitors and roaring, playing with a strongly reinforced Frisbee and cuddling. Really, I just can't think of many scenarios that wouldn't be better with a Tiger.
This is clearly an entirely implausible, unrealistic idea that would result in someone being eaten. But Tigers, especially baby Tigers are still really cute.
This is clearly an entirely implausible, unrealistic idea that would result in someone being eaten. But Tigers, especially baby Tigers are still really cute.
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I loooooveeee white tigers.
ReplyDeleteThere was a guy in Northern BC (I think??) who had a pet tiger. Maybe even two. He fought the city many times over his right to be able to keep them. He eventually was mauled by one and later died.
ReplyDeleteI think they're beautiful though :)
Baby tigers are so cute! I would love to see a lawyer with a tiger in the courtroom...that would make my day.
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